Profuse Apologies, Learn How-to!

I am so sorry! [Photo by Annie Spratt on Unsplash]

I wish I knew how to make lavish, luxuriant, lush apologies that makes the person I’ve offended feel soothed, salved, and almost glad that I did that awkward apology-worthy thing.

Here’s what I’m working with:

1. Please let me apologize, I need to. Or I am so sorry.
2. Gosh, I know I did that! (Not, gosh, how did I do that?)
3. Let me make this up to you….
4. I promise this won’t happen again because I learn from my mistakes.

So, tell me your golden words that removes the scowl from someone’s face.

Profuse